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  Post #5 (permalink)   05-02-2017, 04:41 PM
Registernuke
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A man walking on a beach one day finds a a Golden Lamp and rubs it and out comes a Genie who says:

"I am the Genie of The Land and I will grant you three wishes and you can ask for whatever you want except that there is one stipulation........ for everything you wish your mother-in-law will receive double!"

Grinning and elated the man says "Well then I wish for 100 Billion dollars!" The man's wish is granted immediately although the Genie says "just remember that your mother-in-law will receive 200 Billion dollars."

Then the man says "Okay okay, well that's fine for now but for my second wish, I wish for my very own beautiful 100 acre Island!" The man's wish is granted immediately although the Genie says" Just remember that your mother-in-law will receive her very own beautiful 200 acre Island!"

Finally the man says "My last wish is a very, very special unique wish..............Can you beat me half to death."