Had a client demanding for a $500 app to be purchased/installed on his $2/month account. I told him that as he was the only one requesting it, and it could only be used for his account and no one elses, then he would be required to purchase it and we would be happy to install it for him if required.

His response. "fuk u den". That's fine and dandy, account suspended. E-mailed him telling him that for $2/month he can find a different host. He E-mails me back, "no no no no no, I was juz testin my filtars." *rollseyes*