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  Post #1 (permalink)   12-28-2011, 12:59 PM
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Again, these have been around for some years on multiple sites - very odd warning labels.

Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Chips
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Helmet mounted mirror used by cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

Can of air freshener.
For use by trained personnel only.

Rat Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Bus Stop
No stopping or standing.

Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.

Bottom of a soda bottle
Do not open here.

Container of lighter fluid
WARNING: Contents flammable!

Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
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  Post #2 (permalink)   12-28-2011, 06:33 PM
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Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
haha, is there any other use besides indoor and outdoor? this is funny


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Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
and this one, it makes me laugh good :p
 
 
 


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  Post #3 (permalink)   01-20-2012, 11:27 PM
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I love how obvious all these warnings really are, but someone must have done them atleast once for companies to place such warnings on the products!
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  Post #4 (permalink)   01-21-2012, 12:57 AM
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Nice list, it made me laugh.
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  Post #5 (permalink)   02-09-2012, 02:40 AM
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This list is just so hilarious
 
 
 


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"Warning: the coffee is hot".
 
 
 


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  Post #7 (permalink)   03-26-2012, 09:52 PM
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funny, thank you for share=]
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  Post #8 (permalink)   03-27-2012, 07:02 AM
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Haha)) This is a very useful advice...
 
 
 


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  Post #9 (permalink)   03-27-2012, 08:49 AM
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I am always amazed at some of the warning labels that are out there and its never just a specific product type either. Foods to hair care products and anything in between. Sometimes they are a little scary too.
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"Warning: the coffee is hot".
It's kind of sad that companies have to put these on to prevent being taken to court by stupid people.
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  Post #11 (permalink)   03-30-2012, 07:35 AM
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It's kind of sad that companies have to put these on to prevent being taken to court by stupid people.
Yeah... and now some old lady didn't see Apple's glass door and wants to sue them...
I don't like Apple, but comeon... this is just stupid.
 
 
 


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Im sharing this link of facebook its too funny. You should include in the top of the post Warning: TOO FUNNY!
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