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  Post #1 (permalink)   02-23-2006, 12:59 PM
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As you probably have noticed, I have a sense of humor that pops up in the most expected places...

I am ALWAYS up for a laugh so I want to know...

What are your favorite One-Liner (or close to it) jokes you have heard?

The latest I heard was:

There were these two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "Whew, It's getting HOT in here..."

The other one says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

ROFL!
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Oh my god I pissed my pants when I read this one.

Good joke
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  Post #3 (permalink)   02-24-2006, 11:21 PM
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update:

So this baby seal walks in to a club...


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* laughs *
 
 
 


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Quote:
Originally Posted by WhereTolook
As you probably have noticed, I have a sense of humor that pops up in the most expected places...


To be honest, I think your line above is the funniest I have heard in a while!



lol.
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bah, don't think it's that funny , most stuff of the simpsons is just hilarious ^^
 
 
 
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