I suppose there's a number of people who've asked themselves that same question at times. But, I'm a mod on about 5 forums I think. I might still be on some forum I've long left though.
Dan should start charging celebrity appearance fees.
I should first do something outrageous to attain true celebrity status, sleep with at least one other famous person (preferably married), go to rehab etc. Oh, how I wish I were a real celebrity... not!