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  Post #1 (permalink)   01-09-2014, 04:38 PM
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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the taff

'Good morning, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Taff: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid English bastard.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going ?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Taff: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this chap your owner?' (pointing at Taff )

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Taff: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Taff: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Taff: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at Taff)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Taff: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Taff: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a F****ng liar afore yer start!!
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  Post #2 (permalink)   01-09-2014, 06:39 PM
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LOL thanks for sharing!

  Post #3 (permalink)   01-09-2014, 08:28 PM
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bhahaha, love it, thanks

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  Post #4 (permalink)   01-09-2014, 08:42 PM
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I enjoyed that. It put a smile on my face and I needed that today. Today was slow, rough, and super boring. Thanks!
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  Post #5 (permalink)   01-11-2014, 05:33 AM
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LOL Thanx Mate
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Didn't see where that was going at first ... very funny!! Thanks for sharing
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lol 55555 very funny
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