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Remember how Site5 achieved 15 minutes of fame via means of advertising the ability to provide a 15 minute tech support response time? Well that's nothing! Brace yourselves now, for your eyes are about to bare witness the future of tech support response time. Feel free to add favorable buzz words at your leisure to the preceding sentence such as "innovation" or "REVOLUTIONARY!" Remember, the more crude, inverse, inane or even blatantly fallacious your terminology is in contrast to what your company can actually endeavor, the more clients you will attract! Faux sincerity masquerading as authentic sincerity also helps. Oh, and never play with ambiguity as it makes people anxious to get back in touch with the warm embrace of reality.
Anyway, the moment of truth: http://www.mjzhosting.net/screens/572338776support.jpg
See what I mean? At MJZ Web Hosting, we strive for failure. Success is for those seeking pseudo-exoneration (web hosting for as low as $19 / year).
Remember how Site5 achieved 15 minutes of fame via means of advertising the ability to provide a 15 minute tech support response time? Well that's nothing! Brace yourselves now, for your eyes are about to bare witness the future of tech support response time. Feel free to add favorable buzz words at your leisure to the preceding sentence such as "innovation" or "REVOLUTIONARY!" Remember, the more crude, inverse, inane or even blatantly fallacious your terminology is in contrast to what your company can actually endeavor, the more clients you will attract! Faux sincerity masquerading as authentic sincerity also helps. Oh, and never play with ambiguity as it makes people anxious to get back in touch with the warm embrace of reality.
Anyway, the moment of truth: http://www.mjzhosting.net/screens/572338776support.jpg
See what I mean? At MJZ Web Hosting, we strive for failure. Success is for those seeking pseudo-exoneration (web hosting for as low as $19 / year).