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  Post #1 (permalink)   11-30-2011, 01:24 PM
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These have been circulating the web for years, but still funny.

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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  Post #2 (permalink)   11-30-2011, 03:07 PM
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Haha I love them, nice share!
 
 
 


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I had a good chuckle.

Thanks for posting.
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Might be classics, still good for a laugh though
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I don't ever recall seeing this one before - nice dig up!
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Really funny man!!! Great imagination
 
 
 


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I totally agre with you about the remote control, for the tv and for the cable tv, its our complement
 
 
 


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Omg sounds a lot like the truth especially the photocopy machine hahaha
 
 
 


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Really all of them are funny, thanks for sharing it, would like to forward some of them as funny sms.
 
 
 


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Yep, that is a good one. Nice job digging that up.
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This funny, I got things to share with friends now! Thanks for sharing.
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wow at first when i saw the thread title, i was like huh? but as soon as i saw the content, it was HILARIOUS haha. thanks for sharing
 
 
 


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That was excellent. Made my day. Thanks for sharing!!
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haha))))

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I don’t remember hearing it before. Thanks for sharing. You made my day with it. Hourglass was my favourite.
 
 
 
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