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easyhostmedia 05-25-2017 04:31 PM

Joke of the day
 
Two Jehovah's Witness stopped me and my mate on Blyth Quayside today and asked if we could talk about the Judgement Day. "Sorry," I replied, "I'm just not really a big fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Artashes 05-25-2017 04:40 PM

hahaha nice one :D

Then you should have said "hasta la vista" and casually walked away.

CasualHost 05-30-2017 08:27 AM

Why are there 2 joke of the day threads ?

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up. f

easyhostmedia 05-30-2017 08:31 AM

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?

How long has this been going on?

Since I was a kitten.

easyhostmedia 05-30-2017 09:35 AM

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious bloke asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man. I can't afford to buy my supper.
'Poor old fool' thought the bloke, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the asked, ‘And how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth'.said the old man.

SenseiSteve 05-30-2017 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by easyhostmedia (Post 222615)
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious bloke asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man. I can't afford to buy my supper.
'Poor old fool' thought the bloke, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the asked, ĎAnd how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth'.said the old man.

That one made me laugh. I guess since I'm half Irish. :D


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